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Hillbilly Mall, Tuskegee, Ala.

31 Mar

We’re excited about being demonstrators for the 1st Annual Hillbilly Mall “Hound Dog Wagimony”.  Our friend who is Tuskegee’s answer to their own Jeff Foxworthy, is the proud owner of the Hillbilly Mall and also of Duke the hound dog.  It seems that Duke expressed an interest to his owner, John Richardson, that he’d like to “take a wife”. John has succeeded in arranging a marriage for Duke with the less than beautiful, Bella. John has also found a velcro tuxedo  for Duke and an appropriate velcro wedding dress for Bella. The ceremony will be at 2:00 on May 8th the Sat. before Mother’s Day. Tons of entertainment and food vendors will be on hand for the festivities including an Elvis impersonator singing [you guessed it] “You ain’t nothing but a hound dog” and “Love me tender”.  Should be the ultimate experience for you dog lovers.

 
 

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